Pussy Galore

According to Scary Duck (not scary and not a duck but pretty freakin' funny) and someone he can't remember the name of, starting a new blog is "like getting a kitten. You either lavish your undying love on it for the rest of its natural life; or you get bored of it after a fews days, brain it with a rock and leave it for carrion."

How true. If my blog were a kitten it would be stuffed full of tuna and tuckered out from chasing the feather-and-jingly-bell-on-a-fishing-rod toy one day and shut in the porch with nothing but the litter tray and a manky spider-plant for company the next.

Poor wee thing.